EXCERPTS FROM THE OFFICE OF POOFNESS REPORT – 10/16/16

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NOTE BY NANCY:  I am posting excerpts from the October 16, 2016  Office of Poofness Report because Zap explains how, as the Battle of Armageddon is being fought,  beneficial endeavors unfold behind the scenes while the American people are distracted by events, such as the 2016 Elections Campaign.   Hopefully, you will find encouragement in knowing that THE DIVINE PLAN IS UNFOLDING … IT’S JUST NOT VISIBLE  YET!

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“…. FORTUNATELY, THE SEATS ARE FILLED ON THE NEW OLD REPUBLIC, AND THE SEEMINGLY UNDERGROUND GOVERNMENT IS ABOUT TO GO LIVE AND THE COUNTRY CAN BREATHE AGAIN. TO THIS END, THE ELDERS HAVE PROVIDED VAST STORES OF GOLD TO THE USA TO SUPPORT WHAT IS TO COME NOW REGARDLESS OF ANYTHING ELSE YOU MAY HEAR TO THE CONTRARY.

COMING BACK TO MY EXPERIENCES WITH THE ROYALS BOTH IN EUROPE AND IN CHINA, IT IS VERY CLEAR TO ME THAT THE CHINA ELDERS HAVE BEEN PUT FRONT AND CENTER OF THE SPOTLIGHT, MUCH AS THEY DO NOT WISH IT. BUT THEY HAVE TAKEN STEPS THAT THE REAL DECISION MAKERS ARE NOT EXPOSED.

LET’S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THE RULES, AND THOSE THAT PROFESS TO BE IN COMPLIANCE TO THE RULES.

THIS BEGINS WITH THE SWISSINDO FELLOW THAT HAS TOUTED HIMSELF AS THE M1. THEN THERE IS THE NEIL KEENAN THING OF HIM BEING PROCLAIMED AS THE M1. OTHER FAMILY FACTION HEADS HAVE STEPPED FORWARD AND PROCLAIMED THAT THEY ARE THE REAL M1.

THE RULES ARE CLEAR. NO EXPOSURE. KEEP SECRECY. DO NOT LET ON WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON FOR SECURITY. DO NOT TALK. DO NOT HAVE YOUR PICTURE TAKEN. DO NOT TALK TO MEDIA OR BROKERS. DO NOT GO TO THE BATHROOM. WELL, MAYBE NOT THE LAST ONE, BUT YOU GET THE IDEA. THEY WILL NEVER EXPOSE THEMSELVES KNOWINGLY AND USE FACES TO FRONT FOR THEM AT MINIMUM.

IN THE MEANTIME, THE REAL STORY IS THAT THE REAL M1 IS ALIVE AND WELL AND IN CHINA AT THE MOMENT. SOME HAVE DIRECT CONTACT WITH HIM, SPECIFICALLY TWO FELLOWS THAT ARE PROVIDING OVERSIGHT ON THE EVENTS TRANSPIRING RIGHT NOW. I HAVE TALKED TO THAT SIDE A FEW TIMES ALREADY, AND ALL THAT I SEE AND HEAR IS IN KEEPING WITH THE SECRECY OF THE REAL STUFF THAT IS ONGOING. THEY HAVE TOLD ME ENOUGH THAT I KNOW THEY ARE TALKING WITH THE REAL ONE.

ALL THE OTHERS ARE A PRETTY GOOD SMOKESCREEN. REMEMBER THAT THE WAY IT IS DONE IS TO DISTRACT EVERYBODY WITH MAGIC CARD TRICKS (THE DIFFERENT M1s SURFACING HERE AND THERE PUBLICLY) TO KEEP ATTENTION DIVERTED FROM WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON IN THE BACKGROUND. IMAGINE IF THIS WAS A WAR, AND THE TOP WAS TELLING EVERYBODY WHAT THEY WERE DOING TO FOIL THE ENEMY, INCLUDING THE ENEMY. WOULD THEY LAST LONG AND WIN THE WAR? PRETTY WELL THE ANSWER IS A RESOUNDING NO. SO DO NOT EXPECT TO HEAR THE TRUTH, JUST RED HERRING STUFF.

LONG AGO, VAST AMOUNTS OF WEALTH WERE ACCUMULATED BY THE EUROPE ROYALS. THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF GOLD AND GEM MINING WOUND UP IN VARIOUS HANDS OVER THE CENTURIES AS ONE COUNTRY PLUNDERED ANOTHER IN WARS AND TOOK THE BOOTY BACK HOME. THIS WEALTH CHANGED HANDS MANY A TIME. BUT IN THE END, THE WEALTH OF HUMANITY WAS PUT INTO VAULTS AND WAS KEPT SAFE FOR THE TIMES WE ARE IN NOW.

THE BIG WEALTH CAME FROM THE SPANISH DURING THEIR CONQUESTS. THEY AMASSED A CONSIDERABLE FORTUNE, AND SQUIRRELLED IT AWAY. SOME WOUND UP IN VARIOUS SPOTS IN ASIA WITH VARIOUS GUARDIANS. THE PHILIPPINES WAS AN ARCHIPELAGO THAT WAS GIVEN FREE TITLE TO THE RODRIGUEZ FAMILY (THE RODRIGUEZ TRUST NOW), AND INTERESTINGLY, A LARGE PORTION OF KING SOLOMON’S WEALTH WOUND UP IN THE SOKARNO FAMILY HANDS (KING EKO).

ALL THE WEALTH IS UNDER THE JURISDICTION OF THE ROYALS. THEY COMPRISE THE COMMITTEE OF 300 AS A SMALL GROUP WITHIN THAT GROUP. THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE RELEASE AND DISTRIBUTION OF THE WEALTH, AND THE ADMINISTRATION OF THE DIVINE PLAN FOR HUMANITY. THIS IS AN ONGOING AND HIGHLY COMPLEX EFFORT TO GET THIS DONE FOR HUMANITY, AND AS I HAVE SAID TIME AND AGAIN, MANY HAVE GIVEN THEIR LIVES TO THIS AND FOR US. MOMENT OF SILENCE HERE FOR THESE FALLEN HEROES OF HUMANITY.

THE CHINESE ROYALS, WITH THE EUROPE ROYALS, WERE PLACED FRONT AND CENTER AS THE POINT OF CONTACT FOR THE EVENTS HAPPENING NOW. ONE OF THE MISSION TASKS WAS TO ESTABLISH A SECOND (REALLY THE THIRD) FINANCIAL INFRASTRUCTURE SYSTEM FOR THE WORLD AND THEY HAVE DONE A MAGNIFICENT JOB OF IT. THE ESTABLISHMENT OF THE AIIB AND THE RELATIONSHIPS WITH THE GLOBAL COMMUNITY WILL GO A LONG WAY TO HELPING SUPPORT THE MASSIVE PROJECT UNDERTAKINGS ABOUT TO HAPPEN NOW. I AM PROUD TO BE PART OF THIS ROLLOUT AS ARE ALL OUR TEAM MEMBERS.”

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OFFICE OF POOFNESS – BEHIND THE SCENES ACCOUNT OF GLOBAL FINANCIAL SHIFTS

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Greetings and Salutations,

Time to wake up! Many of you may have taken a nap the last few weeks as it appeared that nothing very interesting was traveling through the grapevine. At least that we could hear or see. Well, how about the NASDAQ shutdown last week which bleed over into the NYSE and many other global exchanges. I’m sure there will be an investigation to find out what happened. But will the public really “know the whole truth and nothing but the truth?” In time maybe they will. However, you are about to find out the real truth from, ZAP and friends, about the NASDAQ shutdown and the chronology of events leading up to present day.

Remember the Global Currency Reset, GCR, which is now underway is the culmination of many talented people from across the globe working around the clock for 20+ years to bring us to where we are today! So stop all of the grumbling and complaining and thank your lucky stars that they are finally ready to launch the planet into a new era of prosperity and that we are alive and well enough to be participating in this once in a 1000 years event! WOW!!!!

From ZAP……….HI AL

THIS IS IT. NO MORE DRESS REHEARSAL. EXPO IS OVER…..

IN RESPECT OF THE DINAR RV…WE ARE GOOD TO GO.

IN RESPECT OF THE GLOBAL RESET…WE ARE GOOD TO GO.

ONE OF THE NOT-SO-SURPRISING HOLD-OUTS WAS WELLS FARGO. GO FIGURE THAT THE SETTLEMENT BANK GOT GREEDY. REALLY SHOCKING RIGHT?

JUST LIKE OBAMA FINALLY STRIKING A DEAL WITH THE CHINESE OVER THE TAX HE WAS GOING TO CHARGE. HE GOT HIS WAY. HE IS GOING TO TAX AT 50%.

BUT REGARDLESS OF THE maCHINAtions, WE ARE AT THE POINT WHERE ALL WILL HAPPEN NOW. HOPEFULLY BEFORE SEPTEMBER 1 (THE GOAL).

THE FOREX SYSTEM AND THE OTHER BACKLINE SYSTEMS ARE ALL IN PLACE. THE SHUTTING DOWN OF THE EXCHANGES WAS TO INSTALL AND TEST THE SYSTEMS WE ARE GOING TO BE USING IN THE FUTURE. NO SURPRISE THERE, AND IT WAS EXPECTED.

ANOTHER INSIDER HAS PROVIDED GOOD INSIGHT AS BELOW, AND FOR THE MOST PART, IT IS ACCURATE ENOUGH FOR ME TO INCLUDE IT HERE IN ITS ENTIRETY. HATS OFF TO HIM FOR STEPPING UP LIKE THIS.

Let’s begin by going back to June 27th when the UN lifted the sanctions on Iraq and Chapter VII was signed off. There was strong expectation that we would see the release of the IQD, along with the Global Currency Reset, and behind-the-scenes intel said that things were moving forward for the imminent release. We learned that the Iraqi Stock Exchange (ISX) was integrated into Nasdaq on July 1.

We had reliable release date information that came from credible sources actually involved in the process, and yet those dates came and went without any visible change.

We learned of multiple efforts to load the FOREX screens along with the administrative FX bank screens and had reports from officials within WF and Chase that they could see the new rates on their screens; and yet we saw no RV or GCR.

On July 23rd, we had confirmed eyewitness reports that Dr. Shabibi signed off on the new rate for the IQD/IQN and sent his paperwork to the UNSC. On July 24th, Ban Ki Moon signed off on that same paperwork and the following day, July 25th, rang the closing bell on the NYSE and at the same time introduced the president of Euronext.

The president of Euronext welcomed Iraq and four other ME countries into the Stock Exchanges. Everything seemed to be set for the immediate release of the IQD/IQN and the GCR.

Now we come to August 1st. The IQD ceased to trade on FOREX and flatlined. We learned that it had now officially become the IQN, marking what should have announced the Dinar’s move to the newly revalued rate.

Still we saw nothing on FOREX and bank screens continued to display the old rates. I began to hear rumblings in the background that Wells Fargo was behind the delays. Because WF had been assigned the lead role in the GCR, I frankly dismissed the reports as bad rumors and pooh-poohed them.

Turns out I was wrong. We could have seen the RV on July 25, and should have seen it no later than August 1 when the IQD became the IQN.

However, as I have learned, WF’s management (or at least a significant portion of it) was holding out for a larger spread after they had already agreed many months before to the fee structure in a meeting with the Secretary of the Treasury and the Managing Director of the IMF.

It has been reported by another blogger (whose name I will omit in this report) that because of WF’s significant IT department, they were given the lead role in that same meeting to initiate the GCR.

That brings us to yesterday.

We had been hearing multiple and credible reports of Christine Lagarde’s frustration over the delays, and a report was issued which indicated that she was at the end of her patience with WF. According to intel provided to us, Jack Lew stepped into the picture and met with WF’s management.

They were advised to “stick with the agreed-upon fee structure” or WF would not be permitted to continue in its role as lead bank.

I’m told that the threat even included WF’s removal from the exchange process. A threat like that would have meant the loss of multiplied billions of dollars in revenue to the bank. Wells Fargo quickly capitulated.

Now, let me change horses in the middle of the stream for just a bit.

For those of you who don’t understand the makeup of the IMF it basically works like this. 24 Executive Directors make up Executive Board. The Executive Directors represent all 188 member-countries.

Countries with large economies have their own Executive Director, but most countries are grouped in constituencies representing four or more countries. Eight countries each appoint an Executive Director: the United States, Japan, Germany, France, the United Kingdom, China, the Russian Federation, and Saudi Arabia.

The remaining 16 Directors represent constituencies consisting of 4 to 22 countries. Christine Lagarde, as you all know, is the Managing Director of the IMF.

The way I understand the inner workings of the Executive Board, the aforementioned eight countries with their individual Executive Directors form the final authority.

When there is a major event to take place, such as the GCR, each of them has a coded “Key Card” with an electronic code which is transmitted to some unspecified central computer.

Each of them must “swipe” their card in order to activate an agreed-upon event. As long as the testing of the system has gone on, each of the eight countries has swiped their cards without hesitation.

However, as we have approached the completion of the testing phases and prepared for the final implementation, China has been the lone holdout in this process, objecting to WF’s press for a higher fee structure.

China finally reached the end of their frustration and filed a lawsuit against WF’s management. This was the point at which Jack Lew intervened. Once WF’s management team capitulated, China swiped their card and things began to move yesterday.

Today, in televised interviews given on both FOX Business News and Bloomberg News at the Jackson Hole Conference, Christine Lagarde made it clear that “The banking system needs to be unclogged, and liquidity as well as “instruments” need to move fluidly throughout the system, which has not been the case.”

Just prior to her television interviews she said the following as part of a prepared speech to the entire symposium, “Global policymakers—all policymakers, within countries and across countries—have a responsibility to take the full range of actions needed to restore stability and growth, and to reduce imbalances.”

Got the picture? Think she means it?

Now, let’s get back to where we were before we changed horses.

Once the decision was made to press forward with the GCR, the process began and the trigger was pulled. Ooopssss!!!! Somebody forgot that no tests had been run using the Nasdaq Exchange.

The Security Information Processor (SIP) had never been reprogrammed to allow for changes as massive as this. You understand that the SIP was designed to deal with stock movements within a given trading period.

Maximum increases and Maximum losses are set for the various stocks as a percentage of their value, along with actual dollar fluctuations. The SIP was never programmed to deal with the kind of changes that would come along when the value of the currencies being used for trade suddenly changed — in some cases by more than a thousand percent!

The SIP was programmed to reset itself after a thirty-minute wait to allow trading to resume. Normally this processor would stop certain trades with certain stocks or funds — not shut down the whole exchange.

When all of the new numbers were pushed into the system, the SIP crashed. It reset itself and then crashed again…..and again…..and again — six times!

Apparently it took that much time for some brilliant IT guy to figure out that the parameters had to be reset. And that process has been ongoing since. (ZAP: HE WAS FINALLY LISTENED TO)

Yesterday’s Nasdaq activity, however, was not without other consequences — and interesting activity otherwise! When the Nasdaq went down, the ISX went with it. Six minutes later, the NYSE went down, followed by the Toronto Stock Exchange. That was followed by other exchanges in other countries. The other exchanges did not stay down for long, having the ability to disconnect from Nasdaq and restore their own trading.

Here’s the peculiar — and verrrry interrrresting — thing that took place on FOREX during this Nasdaq outage! The IQN, the VND and the IDR all moved suddenly. They rose together, mirroring each other’s movements and spreads, then sank together..

As the FOREX team noted, “this was manipulation! Somebody was trying to force these currencies to a whole new level.” In truth, it was a reflection of the effort to move the GCR along to its conclusion. (ZAP: ACTUALLY JUST THE TEST OF THE NEW SYSTEM, THEN THEY CLOSED DOWN THE LINKS AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL TEST SO NOBODY COULD MONKEY WITH THE NEW SYSTEM – VERY WISE)

There is a whole lot more information I could share but this is a good place to leave it. Let me end this post by saying that our intel from the IMF and the UN is telling us that they want this thing finished no later than September 1.

That’s the end of next week. That doesn’t mean they will wait until September 1 to implement the GCR. In fact, the evidence suggests that they will continue to work at this until every single programming parameter has been resolved.

If they push this thing through over the weekend, you won’t get to do much in the way of exchange before Tuesday.

Don’t forget the Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday international banking rule. No major movements of funds take place on Monday or Friday. Friday is bank tabulation day for the week’s business. Monday is audit day. New business is conducted on Tuesday through Thursday when it affects the global economy.

Hope this little discussion will be of help to all of you and help you understand the magnitude of what is taking place. The RV is not a local event: it is global!

SO THERE YOU GO. MAKES GOOD COMMON SENSE RIGHT?

ALL IS IN PLACE, ESPECIALLY AT THE CHINA FAMILY LEVEL. ALL IS MOVING FORWARD AND NOTHING, BUT NOTHING, WILL BE ALLOWED TO STAND IN THE WAY OF THE CHANGE. WE HAVE WAITED LONG FOR THIS EVENT, AND AS I PREVIOUSLY SAID, MANY HAVE GIVEN THEIR LIVES FOR ALL OF US TO MAKE ALL THIS HAPPEN. REFLECT ON THE MAGNITUDE OF THEIR SACRIFICE. IT IS VERY REAL.

WHEN I SAID THE BOYS AND GIRLS OF THE ARMED FORCES AND AGENCIES HAVE GIVEN THEIR LIVES FOR THIS, AND MUST BE HONORED, REFLECT ON THIS AGAIN.

ALSO REMEMBER THAT THE ARMED FORCES ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PROTECTION OF THE CONSTITUTION. NOT THE CORPORATE CONSTITUTION (THAT ONE IS ILLEGAL), BUT THE ORIGINAL ORGANIC CONSTITUTION. THAT’S WHY THEY GAVE THEIR LIVES IN THE SERVICE OF PROTECTION OF THIS MAGNIFICENT WORK.

THERE WILL BE CHARGES OF TREASON AMONGST OTHERS THAT WILL BE LEVELED AGAINST THE PERPETRATORS OF THE DESTRUCTION OF THE ORGANIC CONSTITUTION AND THE SUBJUGATION OF OUR HUMANITY, AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS, AND THE TRUTH COMES OUT, PLEASE FIND IN YOUR HEART ENOUGH TO ENTERTAIN FORGIVENESS. THIS IS IMPORTANT SINCE WE ARE ALL ONE, AND IF ONE OF US FALLS OFF THE PATH, AND THEN ASKS FOR FORGIVENESS, WHO ARE WE TO SAY NO TO OURSELVES?

WOULD WE? SOME WILL WANT TO….INEVITABLE. BUT THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT PATH IN MY OPINION, JUST A PATH. IT IS BASED ON FEAR, WHICH COMES FROM ANGER. AND THAT OF COURSE LEADS TO THE DARK SIDE.

(REMEMBER THIS IS A PLANET OF FREE WILL).

DO WE WANT TO START HUMANITY’S NEW PATH WITH “KILL THE #####” ?

WOULD BE SAD IF WE DID THAT. IT WOULD BE DISTASTEFUL TO ME PERSONALLY, AND I WOULD GRIEVE THAT WE HAVE NOT LEARNED THAT LESSON ENOUGH.

SO, CONSIDER FORGIVENESS WHEN THE TIME COMES. IT IS A VERY IMPORTANT CONSIDERATION, AND IT IS OF GOD. JESUS DID THAT ONE, AND SET A PRETTY EXTREME EXAMPLE, BUT NEVERTHELESS, THAT IS WHAT IT WAS AND THAT EXAMPLE SHOULD BE ENOUGH OF A LESSON. WHY GO THROUGH A CRUCIFIXION AGAIN….ONE IS ENOUGH I WOULD THINK.

SO, WE WILL HAVE A WHOLE BUNCH OF MULTI MILLIONAIRES. NOW WHAT. WELL, I COVERED THE “LOTTERY MENTALITY” IN PREVIOUS DISCUSSIONS, SO GO BACK AND TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THAT – IT IS IMPORTANT.

WITH ALL THIS MONEY OUT ON THE STREET LEVEL, OUR ECONOMIES WILL BE KICK STARTED BACK UP AGAIN AS THE RECONSTRUCTION PROJECTS BEGIN.

NOW THIS IS WHERE THE PROJECT FUNDING WILL KICK IN, AND AS I SAID LAST WEEK, THE STAFF IS BEING INCREASED AND THE PROGRAMING OF THE SOFTWARE AND INTEGRATION THEREOF INTO THE WEB FOR PROJECT GOVERNANCE AND COMPLIANCE AND TRACKING IS BEING DONE. THE SOFTWARE GUY THAT IS HANDLING IT IS ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT IN HIS MAPPING OUT OF THE STEPS REQUIRED, AND GETTING THAT WHOLE PART DONE PROPERLY. HE IS TO BE COMMENDED ON HIS GREAT WORK. THANKS MR. X. MUCH APPRECIATED BEYOND WORDS.

SO GIVE IT ANOTHER FEW WEEKS OR SO FOR THE WEBSITE TO BECOME ACTIVE, AND PROJECT FUNDINGS WILL BEGIN AS SOON AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE. IF IT TAKES A BIT LONGER, RELAX. ENJOY THE LAST TIME OF “LACK”. IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN IN THIS LIFETIME. WE WILL HAVE ABUNDANCE AND PROSPERITY AS FORETOLD.

AND OUR KIDS WIN.

OH YES, THE PURPLE PIGS ARE TESTING OUT SHORT FLIGHTS, AND THEIR FLYING SKILLS ARE GETTING REAL GOOD. I THINK THEY ARE READY FOR LONG TERM SOLOS NOW.

GOD BLESS.

IN LOVE AND LIGHT IN OUR SERVICE

ZAP

GOD IS; I AM; WE ARE”

BE GOOD, BE LEGAL, TELL TRUTH”

POOF Says…..
Lets begin teaching rudimentary prosperity. Prosperity is not about money; it is about an attitude. See the glass half full or half empty. Do you feel that the world does not have enough; then scarcity is your by-word or do you know there is plenty to go around. Here’s some new inputs and lets make it very basic. The way to achieve a feeling of opulence and wealthy consciousness is to change your insides. DO the math; when you count out every dollar and you measure how far it can reach — then you get to play that game every day. The game of measuring. When you pay for what you purchase and are grateful, and express that gratitude even in reaching for your wallet, you will make a difference in how and what you pay for. Your attitude is everything. Think measurements and you will get the opportunity to measure. Think gratitude and feel a sense of ‘more than enough’ and you will experience that. What you give your energy to is what you will draw back to you. Give, with playfulness and be appreciative. Shift the flow from measured to full out. Does not mean be wasteful. Does not mean to throw your funds around; contribute toward a society that is appreciative of money. No, money is not evil; greed is. Greedy folk are misery making folks.

POOFNESS – AN HISTORIC WEEK- JUNE 9, 2013

Poofness – An Historic Week – 9 June 2013

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Greetings and Salutations,

Seems things have come full circle with President Xi visiting President Obama in California at Sunnylands, “Camp David of the West.” One of President Reagan’s favorite spots. As it was President Reagan who gave the go ahead the Connecticut Trustee and his team for all of this to start for the US many years ago. The news reports Obama is pressing Xi on the Cyber Attacks issue and both men are getting to know one another which was mostly fluff for the public’s consumption. The first 15 minutes of their meeting was really the historic part of the visit with agreements and document signings pertaining to our programs and the RV which put the payout phase into OVERDRIVE! Now you know why this meeting wasn’t a formal head of state meeting at the White House, important world changing events needed to be done, no time for all the fancy stuff.

From ZAP…………….

HI ALL

A VERY INTERESTING WEEK HAS GONE BY WITH MANY EVENTS CONVERGING TO THE FINAL RESULT: PEACE AND PROSPERITY FOR OUR HUMANITY.

LAST WEEK, THE FAMILY ALLOWED THE FIRST DOWNLOADS TO OCCUR ON THE HISTORIC ASSET REDEMPTIONS. EVERYBODY CELEBRATED. WHEN MONDAY CAME AND EVERYBODY WAS OVER THE HANGOVERS, THEY WENT TO THE BANK TO DIRECT THE PAYMENTS TO THE PEOPLE THAT SUBMITTED THEIR HISTORIC ASSETS FOR REDEMPTION AND.….NO MONEY IN THE ACCOUNT. WHERE DID IT GO?

WELL, THIS TIME, THE SHRUBS DID NOT STEAL THE MONEY, THEY JUST HELD IT BACK FROM DISTRIBUTION. A BIT MIFFED, THE FAMILY PULLED EVERY LAST CENT OUT, AND DID THE DISTRIBUTION THEMSELVES LEAVING THE SHRUBS WITH THEIR JAWS HITTING THE FLOOR.

THE BILDERBERGERS ASSEMBLED AN EMERGENCY MEETING. THEY DISCUSSED THIS. THEY YELLED. THEY CRIED. THEY DRANK FINE WINE. BUT WAGING A WAR WITH THE UNIVERSE AND ALL OF GOD’S WORKS IS KINDA USELESS TO BEGIN WITH, BUT THINKING THAT ANY WRONGDOING CAN BE FIXED WITH A TRILLION OR TEN JUST DOES NOT WORK ANYMORE. SO THEY SORTA SLUNK BACK UNDER THEIR VARIOUS ROCKS THEY CALL HOME.

IN THE MEANTIME, HUMANITY MOVED FORWARD. THE LAST DETAIL OF THAT SEQUENCE WAS THE TAX RAMIFICATIONS, AND THE SATISFACTION OF THE OUTSTRETCHED PALMS OF THE VARIOUS GOVERNMENTS INVOLVED. NOW WITH THE AGREEMENTS IN PLACE, INCLUSIVE OF THE DINAR/DONG REVALUATION, ALL CAN MOVE FORWARD TO THE NEXT STAGE OF THE RELEASES.

THIS COMING WEEK AND NEXT, WILL SEE MASSIVE FUNDS GOING OUT TO TRUSTS, FOUNDATIONS, AND OTHERS THAT HAVE SUBSCRIBED TO THE REDEMPTION PROCESSES, AND PROJECT FUNDING WILL ABOUND FOR ALL OUR BENEFIT.

IT IS NOT ABOUT THE MONEY ANYMORE, BUT THE NICE BLUE BALL WE CALL HOME, AND HER KIDS.

OBAMA, DEAR FELLOW, SIGNED OFF. GOOD. THAT MEANS THAT UNCLE SAM CAN GET THE #####, SHOWER AND SHAVE AND A NEW SUIT, AND ONCE AGAIN BECOME THE SHINING BEACON TO THE WORLD HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE.

THE US DOLLAR WILL STRENGTHEN, AS WELL AS PROVIDE FOR THE FOUNDATION FOR STABILITY LONG SOUGHT. THE AGENCIES (ALPHABETS) THAT HAVE WORKED AND DIED FOR US ALL ARE TO BE COMMENDED AND CHERISHED IN OUR THOUGHTS FOR ALL THE WORK THEY HAVE DONE TO HELP THIS COME ABOUT. WITHOUT THEIR HELP, THE DARK FORCES STOOD A CHANCE OF WINNING.

THERE IS SO MUCH I WISH I COULD SAY, BUT NOT YET – WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A DELICATE PROCESS RIGHT NOW, AND CONFIDENTIALITY IS A MUST. I CAN SAY THINGS THAT WILL GIVE YOU A CLEAR IDEA OF THE LANDSCAPE WE HAVE IN FRONT OF US, BUT THE DETAILS THEREOF ARE STILL NOT TO BE DIVULGED UNTIL AFTER THE FACT, SO NEXT WEEK WILL HAVE FURTHER CLARIFICATION OF WHAT IS SAID HERE

KNOW THAT THE FORCES OF THE FEDERATION AND HUMANITY ARE COMBINED IN THIS EFFORT, AND THE PROTECTION OF KEY INDIVIDUALS IS IN PLACE IN PREPARATION OF THE CHANGEOVER TO THE NEW SYSTEM. SO ANY ATTEMPTS TO KILL THE PROCESS WILL BE MET WITH A “RETURN TO SENDER” FORCE.

BASIL III WILL BE INSTALLED SHORTLY, AND ALTHOUGH THE INTERNAL SYSTEMS HAVE ALREADY CHANGED TO BE IN COMPLIANCE TO THE NEW RULES, IT HAS NOT BEEN FORMALLY ANNOUNCED. IT WILL BE SHORTLY, AND SO WILL THE DINAR/DONG RV. THAT ONE IS PEGGED AT ABOUT $3.40+ WHEN ANNOUNCED, AND CHINA WILL BENEFIT GREATLY IN THE PURCHASE OF OIL FROM IRAQ. ONE WOULD THINK THIS WILL HAVE A SIGNIFICANT IMPACT ON THE DOLLAR AND PERPETUATE THE CURRENCY AGGRESSION, BUT ON THE CONTRARY, IT WILL NOT DO MUCH TO IMPACT BECAUSE OF THE UNDERLYING STABILITY TO THE WHOLE NEW SYSTEM AND THE INSTALLATION OF THE BASIL III. SO THAT ONE IS PRETTY WELL TAKEN CARE OF IN TERMS OF SHOCK FACTOR (YOU DO NOT WANT TO UPSET THE BALANCES…TOO MUCH).

MUCH FUN AHEAD AS WE MOVE FORWARD INTO THE LIGHT OF TRUTH AND TRANSPARENCY. MANY WILL STEP FORWARD NOW AND HELP WITH THE TASKS AT HAND, AND GIVE A HELPING HAND TO OTHERS IN NEED. THIS IS THE TIME WHEN HUMANITY JOINS HANDS AROUND THE POOL, AND ON THE SIGNAL, JUMP IN AND ENJOY THEMSELVES.

THE FAMILY IS GRINNING NOW AS ALL OF THE MAJOR PARTS OF THE PROCESS HAVE BEEN WORKED OUT AND IMPLEMENTED (DESPITE THE ATTEMPTS AT SABOTAGE), AND MONEY MOVEMENTS INITIATED. THE VARIOUS TRUSTS, FOUNDATIONS, BANKS, AND PLATFORMS CAN ALREADY SEE THE MONEY IN THE ACCOUNTS, AND THEY ARE TO BE RELEASED IN THE NEXT DAYS.

STAY HAPPY AND FULL OF THE KNOWLEDGE THAT HUMANITY HAS INDEED TRIUMPHED WITH THE HELP OF THE CHINESE FAMILY THAT HAS LOOKED AFTER OUR BEST INTERESTS FOR SO LONG. THIS ALSO APPLIES TO THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THAT “FAMILY” IN OTHER COUNTRIES, AND THEY ARE WHITE, BLACK, PINK, GREEN, AND SOMETIMES PURPLE (DEPENDS HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD YOUR BREATH).

GOD BLESS.

IN LOVE AND LIGHT IN OUR SERVICE

ZAP

Poof said, “I’m ready, are you? All things end and begin, in this world. The lid has already been partially, lifted as I told you last week, now the total reset approaches, don’t be surprised at How things get done…….The truth is stranger than fiction. So stay loose. Your personal business is yours so, watch the ‘sharing’. The folks in charge, know where you are and what you’re doing not necessary to get on somebody’s’ list to get an invite to the party. That’s work that’s already been done by the right people.”

Thank you for your prayers and condolences. Consultations upon request until the doorbell rings.

Love and Kisses,

Susan & Staff

From the Office of Poofness

OFFICE OF POOFNESS – JUNE 2, 2013 – TIME FOR PLAIN TALK

From “The Office of Poofness”, 6-2-13…”Time for Plain Talk”

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Greetings and Salutations;

I would like to reintroduce myself. Many know me as Susan, I have “been behind the curtain.” My forever partner has ascended as he promised – Not necessarily the way I would have wished. For me, this has been “The Time Travel of Shock,” loss and re-adjustment. I know that Poof, Serenius, believed in you as much as you believed in Him. His transition was fast, shocking and life altering – He lives in your Heart as he will forever live in mine and he remembers that You and I are always in HIS….

Now on to the news……………….

This is a dynamite newsletter today that is sure to grab your attention! Now is the “Time for Plain Talk” and we are so blessed to have a very special contribution from ZAP. His realm is the “Nose Bleed Section.” He speaks with those in the very top positions in China and around the world. Today he has taken the time to share his knowledge and wisdom of where we are right now and how we arrived here with our newsletter family. Make no mistake this is neither rumor nor conjecture but fact, a time for truth and a “Time for Plain Talk.”

From ZAP………

Poof is gone, but not gone – We are here to continue the information dissemination and provide clarity while wading through all of the “Muck.”

The first piece of real news: It looks like there will be a tad of sunshine peeking through as the “first ever” download of funds for the redemption of historic assets, occurred shortly before the settling bank closed last Friday for the weekend. This is of extreme significance, because before the Global Settlements or the announcement of the RV of the Dinar/Dong could occur, the release of the Matrix Funds (Humanity’s Wealth) needed to be done. None of this would be possible without Basel III being fully instituted globally. This action then allows the process for completely removing all “Historic Assets” (bonds), which have plagued our humanity for decades through theft, obviation of agreements and treaties, and greed in general.

Once these funds start moving through the system paying out to the various holders of these “Historic Assets,” then the settlements will begin and the RV becomes an inevitable reality. Never mind all of the constant rumors regarding the RV, this is the process and sequence of events. Prior to this release all of the Federal Reserve boxes, debt notes, bonds and all other interesting debt obligations had to be not only settled but all had to be completely destroyed after the fact by disappearing into the nearest furnace. Our humanity could not afford to have this historic debit from the bond redemption and other debts spilling into the “New System.” It would be like dragging a 1 ton anchor behind while trying to run a 440 meter race. Now maybe you can grasp the extreme significance of the action that took place last Friday. Let the celebration begin!

Who pushed the button? The correct answer is: The Chinese Royal Family along with the USA, China, and the occasional backing of the Russian Government (in conjunction with all the other countries).

We hear so much regarding China these days in our national news that some may actually fear their involvement in world affairs. Let’s be very clear we are not talking about the Chinese government here. The Chinese we speak of were chosen by the Celestials millennia ago to be the “Keepers” (Guardians) of humanity’s wealth (the Matrix Funds), because they can keep secrets, care for our humanity and they have great integrity.

Over time, the Chinese created many complex systems to keep the secrets, secret. But through the generations when the “Keepership” was handed down Father to Son/Daughter, the Son/Daughter sometimes forgot the true mission and meaning of their “Keepership” and decided the wealth in their keep was actually their inheritance and therefore theirs. That’s where part of the problems started. The other part was the various leaders of our nations who caught the greed bug.

The “Family” is often times called “The Dragons,” the “Elders,” etc. Yes, “The Dragons” come in many colors, white, blue, gold, black, green, etc., with colors designating administartion, treasury, guardian, etc., and to make it even more interesting each dragon is assigned a number. There is no one “Dragon” that is the supreme entity, it’s more like a council of “Dragons.” Or shall I say Dragons, Tigers, Butterfly, Lotus and other animals and fruits and vegetables. I think they are so caught up in themselves they exhibit the intelligence of a parsnip when it comes to common sense, and the true purpose/mission of helping humanity. The hierarchy is comprised of the Dragon Lords (Celestials) with the lesser human Dragons, of whatever color, and earthly councils being in charge of their designated tasks.

The head of the family, let’s call him Grandpa, of the various factions ( there are many and some are vying for position like in all systems) has started an internal cleanup. He is a few centuries old, but still considered a youngster. They don’t really start to take you seriously until you hit 500, but he is an exception. Grandpa supposedly died sometime ago, but he didn’t really and everybody was looking for his replacement. Then as usual the jostling for position problems occurred. In the mean time, Grandpa sat back and watched the circus for a while and made a list of who was naughty and nice. He them announced he was alive, back and ready to start the clean up. This will extend the mass arrests when the clean up hits that level. As you can see and hear in the news part of this clean up has already started.

Remember that as in all cases, there are bad apples in every bushel and the “Family” is no exception. For the most part they are good people with their hearts in the right place and holding the intent high for the benefit of all. Then there are ones who feel the “Matrix Wealth” in their keep is theirs….they have lost sight of what is real and what their mission really is. The “Family” weeds those out and they either disappear if their ego and greed are so great they can actually harm the “Matrix,” or they just get stripped of their responsibility and a replacement is installed. That is a snapshot of the basic system of “Keepers” and why they are here. I could spend hours going into details on this but this will suffice for now.

So, there you go a bit of clarity to munch on! This is a little different for me to speak like this, but my dear brother James showed me something that was needed in these times, so I am happy to speak out a bit. Thanks James for being here for us and shedding light on a whole dump truck full of dark…Here comes the front end loader full of light.

In Love and Light in our service

ZAP

It seems this is a “Time for Plain Talk” with the plethora of questions surrounding the Global Settlements, RV, Basel III, Announcements and Humanitarian Projects. If you have particular questions and wish a consultation to further clarify information presented here today please feel free to contact Susan in Poof’s office. We will contact ZAP when he is available for any answers to questions beyond our scope. There are limits at times to the answers we may be given and sometimes no answers may be given due to the time sensitive nature of the current goings on. Please be patient with us as work through our calls and emails.

For those of you who wish to express your condolences to Poof’s family we have provided a link to our online “Condolence Book” which will allow you to record a brief expression of sympathy to be treasured by the family.

http://www.ashevilleareaalternative.com/index.php

[here is a direct link to Poof’s (James Andrew “Serenius” Holmes) obituary and Condolence Book: http://www.ashevilleareaalternative.com/obits/obituary.php?id=303191]

Love and Kisses,

Susan
From the Office of Poofness